Karma, Revelation

Watched Pots, Bolting Horses, Last Laugh

Milving, Sports Car, Big Rock

Popular Parlance

Otter Attack! Crime and Punishment

Kiwi Conundrum, Teepees, Navigation

Amphibian Emperor

Education, Ozones

Running around like a blue-arsed fly.

Bollocks. A fly, blue-arsed or not, has six legs. I am bipedal. Hence I run around in a completely dissimilar fashion.

IN THE NAME OF HUMANITY I PRAY TO ZEUS AND APPOLLO FOR AN END TO THIS EVIL!!

Sweet as a nut.

Bollocks. I went to the hardware shop yesterday and bought some nuts. Upon trying to eat them I discovered that, far from being sweet, they actually tasted metallic and broke my teeth.

The bolts were quite nice though.

bad things etc etc.

Is the pope a cufflink?

Bollocks is he! He's a religious leader. I've seen him on the telly so it must be true.

CEASE THIS LUNACY NOW AND FOR ALL ETERNITY!!

Do bears shit in the woods?

Bollocks. Last week I went to London Zoo and there was a bear having a crap on the floor of its cage.

Lies, damn lies, and fat shit sticks.