Karma, Revelation

Watched Pots, Bolting Horses, Last Laugh

Milving, Sports Car, Big Rock

Popular Parlance

Otter Attack! Crime and Punishment

Kiwi Conundrum, Teepees, Navigation

Amphibian Emperor

Education, Ozones

Kiwi Conundrum

Did you know that the ubiquitius kiwi "fruit" is not actually a fruit at all?

It is infact the product of the flightless bird the Kiwi, hence its name. The Kiwi will lay a Kiwi fruit in lieu of an egg. If you were to place one of these "fruits" in a warm dark place for a period of one month, it would grow into a sall yet recognisable Kiwi.

Kiwis are a great delicacy in New Zealand, where they are placed in large egg cups, their heads sliced off with machetes and the succulent green insides ladled out with spoons. They are the only bird that can be eaten raw, alive if necessary.

Teepee Oddity

Strangely, teepees are no longer used as abodes and as such could be said to be in the past "tents" themselves.

Navigation Through The Ages

Seafaringwas an extremely random and hazardous business out of sight of land until the Mesopotamians founded navigation with the equation:

Giant squid over man-eating starfish multiplied by the root of sea-cucumber will be directly proportional to piss over shit squared.

This should be reversed for navigation in the Southern hemisphere.