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Atop an Inca pyramid in the Peruvian Amazon the Crab of Eternal Wisdom ponders the nature of existence with his horde of fanatical followers

 

InventionsInvestigationsPoetryRamblingsSportGuru
Investigations: The Crab has spent much of his own time, and employed an army of investigators, in order to clarify the more troubling issues facing society today. Ramblings: Here are some of the less coherent rants to usher from his lips. Sport: The Crab is a great sportsman, oh yes! He has spent much time on the development of new and exciting passtimes from which you may benefit here.
Poetry: The Crab is, without a doubt, the greatest wordsmith and master of verse to have walked this Earth (or scuttled at any rate) The Guru: Need any advice whatsoever about anything at all? The Guru can help you! Inventions: The Crab does not simply procrastinate wisely on the nature of existence. Oh no! See the fruits of his R&D wing here!
Crab Palette: Click on the scuttling crab to try out the most innovative art package of the new millenium.