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An Ode to the Problems of Board game Maintenance in Eastern Europe

When I was in the Czech Republic

I would pay for things by cheque

So when I bought a game of chequers

And I thought "Oh bloody heck

I'm not sure that this game is right

I'll get a checker in to check"

I paid the chequer checker Czech a cheque

To check my chequers set.