Crime: The Crown Jewels, Linguistic Tragedy, Nominative Determinism

Super Criminal, Samurai

The Gentlemen's Club

More Reminiscensces from Duncan De Sordillee

Sturgeon Assertion

Appointments to Institutions

Thankyou for your communication dated 20th Jan which I perused with genuflection.

I am pleased to confirm to your good selves that I have, due to my substantial contributions in time and fiscally, been awarded the status of Patron Of The Associated Teleologically Oriented Eponymous Schiznnnn.

Yours etc

J. Veitch (P.O.T.A.T.O.E.S.)

Dear Sir

On this most portentious of provident days, it is with honour and great pleasure that I inform you of my recent inclusion into the Brotherhood of Evangelical Anglican Esoteric Religious Societies.

Yours sin-sear-ley

J. Veitch (B.E.A.V.E.R.S.)

Dear Sir

Please to be informed that I have been Chartered! I am now a member of the Chartered League of Associated Marine Scientists.

Yours etycetyraaaa

J. Veitch (C.L.A.M.S.)

(My main area of study as a chartered Marine Scientist has been in the applied canning of clams).

Dear Sir

I am writing to inform you that I have recently been elected a Member of the Institute of Non-Governmental Executives.

Yours etc

J. Veitch (M.I.N.G.E.)

RSPB- Royal Society for the Prevention of Birds.

Ban the bastards, that's what I say.