http://www.rathergood.com/kitten_string Hoorays! Hoorays for Monster Truck Veitch!
Here's some more cuteness for you – this is Zak's version of London Bridge Is Falling Down- as you can see he has his own take on the popular classic:
http://bit.ly/londonbridgeisfallingdown In other news, here are some Mariachi Tortoises performing Isla De Encanta by Pixies:
http://www.rathergood.com/pixies I've given Monster Truck his very own youtube channel – somewhere I can put kitten vids that are unedited without cluttering up the rathergood channel. If you're interested, you can see him here:
http://www.youtube.com/user/monstertruckcat Hey you know what I've been doing lately? I've been flying my Thermal Airship! Check it out!
http://flic.kr/p/8fVVR4 Also, an old lady was walking down my street the other day and clutched her chest, cried out, and fell over. It was all very dramatic. I ran over and dialled 999 for the first time ever and looked after her till the ambulance arrived, which was very quick, and she was OK. YEAH! Fear not citizens, I am here to protect you!
Anyway I think that's about it for this week except to tell you that I love you! I LOVE YOU SO MUCH! I'd do anything for you! I'd go and live in seclusion away from society, and grow my nails for a full year to resemble the talons of the great eagle. I'd forsake clothes, and neither wash nor cut my hair. I would be the Great Bird Man, and carry a ceremonial canoe paddle with me wherever I went. I would climb the most sheer cliffs I could find with my massive fingernails and toenails and paddle, looking for birds to chomp on and eggs to devour. I would be revered by all, and I would gain the wisdom of the flighted ones. I would do all this for you, because I love you that much. SKAAAAAW! SKAAAAAW!
I should probably just do the tidying up first though, and maybe reply to a couple of emails, but I'll put it on the to-do list alright? It's up on the cupboard door. Along with the shopping list.
Mwah mwah extrasuperduperhugsandkisses!
Yours sincerely
Joel Veitch
Founder of
rathergood.com Member of the International Academy of Digital Arts and Sciences
Winner of 3 Webby Awards
Master of Arts (Electronic Media) Oxford Brookes
Bachelor of Arts (English and History) University of Leeds
Marksman (.22, 5.56, 7.62, LMG)
Former Sixer of Grey Six, 19th Forest Hill Cub Scouts
Former Member of MGS school cricket team
Former Sergeant, Combined Cadet Force (RAF Section)
Silver Swimming Badge
3rd best Cross Country runner in my class at age 12
Once had a letter published in the New Scientist
Attended one-night Pork Butchery Course
Keen amateur ukulele player
Bronze lifesavers swimming badge
Full clean driver's license
Passed Cycling Proficiency Test
A levels – English Literature, French and History, all grade A
GCSEs 7xA 2xB
Good understanding of the principals of flight
Good understanding of the principles of spelling
Winner of the Head's Prize for Progress, first year, Aylesford School
50 meters swimming badge
Once did a wee in a loo containing Dannii Minogue's wee
25 meters swimming badge
Amateur experimental rocket / meat scientist
Has caught piranhas on a hand line
Willing to learn semaphore if required
Able to sing The Girl From Ipanema and Mas Que Nada in Portuguese
Survivor of Trans-Atlantic Airplane Fire Horror
Wielder Of The Power Of Science
Inventor of the Dictator Finger Thingdicator
Defeater of Transformers (regardless of voltage)
Founder member of the super-secret League Of Internet Justice
Has eaten chicken madras for breakfast
Commander In Chief of Pork Force
Saver Of Old Ladies In Distress
